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Moist was truly getting to hate Sammies* and their persistent questioning. It wasn't his fault that the woman he was working on getting to invest in his pet project happened to die. She hadn't even been murdered just died, but since there was money involved the guards were there.

The questioning was getting tiring as he wasn't going to change his story and they didn't have anything on him. He was simply a nervous businessman looking for investors who kept playing with his pocket watch and wanting to be gone from there as his reputation would be ruined.

The guard was so obvious, Moist could almost read his mind, he knew that Moist was there for money but there was nothing suspicious about him other than his existing. Finally with a truly resigned sigh that promised the man would be drinking heavily later, he said, "This all fits, Mister Astaire. We'll find you if we have anymore questions."

"Good, good, such a shame, she was a fine woman. I just wish I could have known her longer," Moist said as he wiped his forehead with his silk handkerchief, an honest man caught in a bad situation and left.

Out of the station, he took care to stop in a tavern and order a good stiff drink, telling everyone the sad story as he fiddled with his pocket watch and handkerchief. No one would suspect him of anything, at his inn, he talked of the good men who were trying to protect that dear lady's money from vultures before retiring to his room for some proper rest.

*Guards who have been trained by Sam Vimes in Ankh-Morpork.
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The cabbage farmers of the Sto plains are rather renowned for their lack of imagination, it gets in the way when you're dealing with cabbages. This group had traveled to the nearest city for them, which might count as a few blocks in Ankh-Morpork, Tooting.

Outside the rather impressive Tooting Standard Bank, they met John Watson, they knew he was a good man, because of his firm handshake and nice but not too nice suit. He wasn't a fancy type trying to take advantage of them, just a man who knew about something worth investing in.

Over cabbage stew and beer at the Tooting Arms, they discussed how profitable the fat mine that John had inherited might be and looked over detailed maps with fascinating spills on them. By the time they left, they'd given John a quarter of each of their savings and in exchange had a map to share and dream over. John said that he'd write them with their profits when they struck fat.

* * *


Moist made sure the farmers were well gone from Tooting before he rode out the other way and chuckled as he rode towards Ankh-Morpork. He'd have to buy John Watson a drink next time he was in Bar, he'd never had that scam go down so quickly.

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